How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that men can remember them.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They don't stop and ask for directions.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know;
it has never happened.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They already have boyfriends.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.